Tuesday 25 November 2008

The sheer stupidity of some people

I say, "I just don't understand why people do it."

She says, "Why do people enter ANY building?"

I say, "But why do they pretend to be surprised? They must have known what would happen."

She says, "You can't just assume any poor old man living alone in a castle is a vampire."

I say, "BUT HIS NAME IS DRACULA!"

2 comments:

Skimble said...

You can't go around assuming that every single member of a family is a vampire just because they happen to be the Dracula family.

Tsk.

Axiomatic said...

The funky language problem has now officially been solved. Move along, citizen.